[MUSIC]
>> IT WAS REALLY NICE
OF YOUR MOM
TO GIVE ME A RIDE HOME
FROM SCHOOL.
>> AH, SHE JUST LIKES ME
HANGING OUT WITH YOU
'CAUSE SHE THINKS
IT'LL KEEP ME OUT OF JAIL.
>> HEY, WHY'D IT TAKE YOU GUYS
SO LONG TO GET HOME FROM SCHOOL?
>> 'CAUSE MY MOM HAD TO STOP
AT SAVE RIGHT
TO PICK UP HER OINTMENT.
ANY MORE QUESTIONS?
>> I'M HOME.
>> HEY SPENCE.
>> BONJOUR.
>> HI, HEY, YO.
CAN'T TALK.
SUPER BUSY.
>> OKAY, WHAT IS UP WITH YOU?
>> THERE'S AN ART GALLERY
DOWNTOWN THAT WANTS TO SHOWCASE
NEW WORKS
BY GREAT UNKNOWN ARTISTS.
>> AWESOME.
YOU'RE A GREAT ARTIST.
>> AND YOU'RE
DEFINITELY UNKNOWN.
>> THANK YOU.
>> SO HOW DO YOU GET YOUR STUFF
IN THE GALLERY?
>> THEY HAVE
TO THINK IT'S REALLY GOOD,
WHICH IS WHY I GOTTA FINISH
MY LATEST THREE SCULPTURES
THAT I CALL,
"YIPPEE YI YO-YO,"
"THE ELEPHA-CYCLE,"
AND MY CHRISTMAS TREE OF NOSES,
WHICH I CALL, "MERRY SNIFFMAS."
NOW, I GOTTA FINISH THESE,
I CAN'T TALK.
DO YOU REALIZE THIS GALLERY
IS THE PLACE WHERE HARRY JOYNER
FIRST SHOWCASED HIS ARTWORK
ALMOST 20 YEARS AGO?
>> WHO'S HARRY JOYNER?
>> HARRY JOYNER'S SPENCER'S
FAVORITE POP ARTIST.
>> OF ALL TIME.
>> SURE, I'LL HAVE A SNACK.
>> I DIDN'T OFFER YOU A SNACK.
>> WELL, LET'S PRETEND YOU DID.
>> OKAY, WHERE'S MY GREEN YO-YO?
I JUST HAD MY GREEN YO-YO.
>> IT'S IN YOUR HAND.
>> IT'S IN MY HAND.
>> MAN, I'VE NEVER SEEN SPENCER
SO FREAKED OUT.
>> I KNOW.
I WISH WE COULD CALM HIM DOWN.
>> WHERE'S MY HOT GLUE GUN?
I CAN'T WORK WITH COLD GLUE.
>> HE SERIOUSLY THINKS
THAT GALLERY
WON'T LIKE HIS SCULPTURES?
>> ALL CREATIVE PEOPLE
WORRY THEIR STUFF'S LAME.
IT'S AN ARTIST THING.
>> HEY, WHAT IF
WE GET HARRY JOYNER
TO COME HERE?
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
IT WOULD MEAN TO SPENCER
IF HIS IDOL COMPLIMENTED
HIS ART?
>> YEAH, BUT ISN'T
THAT JOYNER DUDE, LIKE, FAMOUS?
>> HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET HIM?
>> HE LIVES IN SEATTLE.
I COULD SEND HIM AN E-MAIL.
WORTH A SHOT.
>> OKAY.
I AM MISSING A NOSE.
I HAD ANOTHER NOSE
JUST LIKE THESE TWO NOSES,
AND NOW I CAN'T FIND IT.
>> E-MAIL THAT DUDE FAST.
>> LIKE SOON.
>> OR NOW.
>> IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO.
[MUSIC]
* I KNOW YOU SEE SOMEHOW *
* THE WORLD WILL CHANGE FOR ME *
* AND BE SO WONDERFUL *
* LIVE LIFE, BREATHE AIR *
* I KNOW SOMEHOW *
* WE'RE GONNA GET THERE *
* AND FEEL SO WONDERFUL *
* IT'S ALL FOR REAL *
* I'M TELLIN' YOU *
* JUST HOW I FEEL *
* SO WAKE UP THE MEMBERS *
* OF MY NATION *
* IT'S YOUR TIME TO BE *
* THERE'S NO CHANCE *
* UNLESS YOU TAKE ONE *
* AND THE TIME TO SEE *
* THE BRIGHTER SIDE *
* OF EVERY SITUATION *
* SOME THINGS ARE MEANT TO BE *
* SO GIVE ME YOUR BEST *
* AND LEAVE THE REST TO ME *
* LEAVE IT ALL TO ME *
* (LEAVE IT ALL TO ME) *
* LEAVE IT ALL TO ME *
* JUST LEAVE IT ALL TO ME *
[MUSIC]
>> LOOK AT LUBERT.
WORST DOORMAN EVER.
>> I KNOW.
WHO EATS HALF A CHEESEBURGER,
THEN FALLS ASLEEP?
>> SOMEONE WHO JUST LOST
THE OTHER HALF
OF HIS CHEESEBURGER.
>> SAM, GROSS.
>> IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
WAITING AROUND FOR PEOPLE
MAKES ME CRAVE MEAT.
>> DO YOU EVEN KNOW
WHAT HARRY JOYNER LOOKS LIKE?
>> YEAH, YOU KNOW,
HE LOOKS LIKE A MAN
WITH A FACE AND HAIR.
>> YEAH, I HAVE AN UNCLE
THAT LOOKS A LOT LIKE THAT.
>> SO WHAT'D YOU SAY
IN YOUR E-MAIL
TO GET JOYNER TO COME HERE?
>> IT WASN'T WHAT I SAID.
IT WAS THE PICTURES I ATTACHED
OF SPENCER'S SCULPTURES.
>> JOYNER LIKED THEM?
>> I GUESS.
HE SAID HE WANTED TO COME
AND SEE THEM IN PERSON.
>> THAT IS SO COOL.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS COOL?
>> WHAT?
>> NOT YOU.
>> SEE?
I TOLD YOU.
ANYTIME A CHANCE
COMES ALONG FOR YOU
TO INSULT ME,
YOU JUST GOTTA JUMP ON IT.
>> YOU REALLY SHOULD BE NICER
TO HIM.
>> HA, SHE COULDN'T BE NICER
TO ME IF SHE TRIED
'CAUSE SHE HAS NO SELF-CONTROL.
>> I HAVE OODLES
OF SELF-CONTROL.
I SELF-CONTROL MYSELF
ALL THE TIME.
>> GOOD, THEN PROVE IT.
DON'T INSULT FREDDIE
FOR A WHOLE WEEK.
>> NO PROBLEM.
>> AND WHAT IF SHE DOES?
>> OKAY, FOR EVERY INSULT,
YOU OWE FREDDIE FIVE BUCKS.
>> FINE.
>> GOOD, I'M GONNA BE RICH.
>> NO, 'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA SAY
ONE MEAN WORD TO YOU.
>> REALLY?
YOU WANNA KISS ME?
>> KISS YOU?
DUDE, I'D RATHER
NOT DO THAT AT THIS TIME,
BUT I APPRECIATE
YOUR KIND OFFER.
>> IMPRESSIVE.
>> GOOD GIRL.
>> PARDON ME,
IS ONE OF YOU CARLY?
>> HARRY JOYNER?
>> IN THE FLESH.
>> HI, THANKS SO MUCH
FOR COMING HERE.
>> WELL, I WAS INTRIGUED
BY THE PHOTOGRAPHS
YOU E-MAILED ME,
SO I'D LIKE TO SEE
YOUR BROTHER'S SCULPTURES
WITH MY OWN EYES.
>> OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW BLOWN AWAY
HE'S GONNA BE WHEN HE SEES YOU.
YOU'RE HIS HERO.
>> OH.
>> COME ON, LET'S GO UPSTAIRS.
>> MY MOM IS MY HERO.
>> THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG WEEK.
>> OKAY.
>> HEY.
MAN, I HATE THIS YO-YO,
THE GLUE WON'T STICK
TO THE PLASTIC SURFACE.
>> WHY DON'T YOU TRY
AN ADHESIVE BONDING GEL?
>> THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
HOW DID YOU--
[SCREAMS]
MR. JOY--MR. JOY--
>> JOYNER.
>> CALL ME HARRY.
>> OKAY.
HARRY?
WOW.
>> YOUR LITTLE SISTER
SENT ME AN E-MAIL
AND ATTACHED SOME PHOTOS
OF YOUR SCULPTURES.
>> YOU.
>> ME.
>> HER.
>> AND SINCE I'M WORKING
ON A NEW PROJECT NEARBY,
I THOUGHT I'D POP OVER
AND SEE YOUR WORK IN PERSON.
>> WELL, THANKS FOR POPPIN'.
WHAT KIND OF PROJECT
ARE YOU WORKING ON?
>> OH, IT'S A FANTASTIC ONE.
YOU SEE, SINCE I'VE ALREADY
MADE SCULPTURES
OUT OF EVERY MATERIAL
KNOWN TO MAN,
I FIGURED I'D MAKE A SCULPTURE
OUT OF MAN HIMSELF.
>> LIKE A HUMAN SCULPTURE?
>> PRECISELY.
A HUMAN SCULPTURE
WHICH I SHALL PHOTOGRAPH
AND QUITE LIKELY, FRAME.
BUT LET'S TALK
ABOUT YOUR CREATIONS.
>> OH, HERE THEY ARE.
THESE ARE THE SCULPTURES
I'VE BEEN WORKIN' ON.
>> I SEE.
I SEE.
STRUCTURE.
INTERESTING, YES.
INTERESTING.
I SEE WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO.
YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
>> WELL?
>> I DON'T LOVE THEM.
>> OH.
>> BUT YOU LIKE THEM, RIGHT?
>> HONESTLY, I DON'T.
I MEAN, LOOK,
THESE PIECES ARE CUTE, AMUSING,
BUT THEY'RE AMATEURISH AT BEST.
NOT TO SAY THAT THEY'RE BAD,
JUST NOT GOOD.
ALL RIGHT THEN,
I'VE GOT A RATHER
PACKED SCHEDULE
SO I SHOULD RUN.
PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, SPENCER.
CHILDREN.
>> SPENCER.
>> I GOTTA--
I GOTTA GO, UH, LAY DOWN.
>> SPENCER,
IT'S BEEN FOUR HOURS.
I THINK YOU NEED
TO GET OFF THE KITCHEN TABLE.
>> WHY?
IS SANTA CLAUSE HERE TO TELL ME
I'M UGLY AND HAVE NO FRIENDS?
>> SPENCER, GET UP, COME ON.
>> NO.
>> YOU NEED TO GET OFF
THE TABLE.
COME ON, GET UP, GET UP.
>> COMFY RIGHT HERE.
OW.
>> YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED
TO FALL ON THE FLOOR.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, GRAVITY.
>> SO HARRY JOYNER
DIDN'T LIKE YOUR ART,
HE'S ONE PERSON.
>> YEAH.
MY NUMBER ONE IDOL
IN THE ART WORLD,
AND HE THINKS MY SCULPTURES
ARE AMATEURISH AND NOT GOOD.
THIS MAY BE THE WORST THING
THAT'S EVER HAPPENED IN MY LIFE.
IT'S LIKE A GIANT RAIN CLOUD
HAS OPENED UP ABOVE ME AND--
[LAUGHTER]
NO, DON'T.
THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
>> SPENCER.
>> NO.
>> SPENCER.
>> NO.
>> SPENCER, OPEN THE DOOR.
>> I WANNA BE ALONE.
>> HEY, YOU WANNA GO
TO THE GALAXY WARS CONVENTION
WITH ME THIS WEEKEND?
I'M DRESSING UP AS NUG NUG
FROM THE PLANET ZORKON.
>> I'M NOT GONNA INSULT YOU,
FREDDIE, YOU'RE NOT GETTING
FIVE BUCKS OUT OF ME.
>> OH.
WHEN I GROW UP,
I WONDER WHAT KIND OF GIRL
WILL WANNA MARRY ME?
AFTER I TAKE A SHOWER,
MY MOM MAKES ME SIGN
A PIECE OF PAPER
PROMISING THAT I SHAMPOO TWICE.
>> SHOULD I CALL AN AMBULANCE?
>> MAKE HIM STOP
SETTING ME UP TO INSULT HIM.
IT'S KILLING ME.
>> YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID--
>> YOU GUYS, NOT NOW.
SPENCER'S REALLY UPSET.
>> WHY?
WHO CARES
WHAT HARRY JOYNER THINKS?
>> SPENCER DOES, A LOT.
I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM
THIS DEPRESSED.
>> THIS IS SO DUMB.
SPENCER'S SCULPTURES
ARE THE BEST.
>> I KNOW,
BUT WE'VE ALL TOLD HIM THAT,
AND HE WON'T BELIEVE US.
>> MAYBE HE NEEDS TO HEAR IT
FROM A FEW MORE PEOPLE.
[MUSIC]
>> GOING LIVE IN FIVE, FOUR,
THREE, TWO.
>> HELLO, PEOPLE OF EARTH
WHO OWN COMPUTERS.
>> CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU'VE SIGNED ON TO ICARLY.COM.
>> SO SIT BACK,
TAKE OFF YOUR SOCKS,
AND ENJOY THIS FINE WEBCAST.
>> I'M CARLY.
>> I'M SAM.
>> THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
>> OH, WAIT.
I'M CARLY.
>> I'M SAM.
>> WE WERE MOMENTARILY CONFUSED.
>> BUT NO WORRIES.
>> 'CAUSE TONIGHT WE'VE GOT
A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE
OF "ICARLY" FOR YOU.
>> WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU PEOPLE
ON A TRIP.
>> TO A VIRTUAL ART SHOW.
>> RIGHT HERE
IN THE "ICARLY" STUDIO.
>> SO YOU PEOPLE CAN SEE
SOME AWESOMELY COOL SCULPTURES.
>> AND THEN LEAVE US
YOUR COMMENTS RIGHT HERE
AT ICARLY.COM.
>> NOW, YOU CAN'T HAVE
A REAL ART EXHIBIT
WITHOUT MUSIC, RIGHT?
>> SO SAY HELLO TO SAM'S COUSIN.
>> THE ONE WHO'S NOT IN JAIL.
>> OUR FRIEND, GREG PATELLO.
>> GREG PATELLO.
[CHEERING]
>> YEAH.
>> HEY CARLY, HI SAM.
>> HEY DUDE.
>> HI GREG.
WHY DON'T YOU CRANK UP
THAT FLUTE AND GET
THIS ART EXHIBIT STARTED?
>> YEAH, BABY.
>> HERE WE GO.
[MUSIC]
HOW WAS THAT?
>> BORING.
>> NOW SHOW THEM HOW WE DO IT
ICARLY STYLE.
>> HURRY, GREG.
[MUSIC]
HE'S PLAYIN' THE FLUTE--
>> AND BEATBOXING.
>> AT THE SAME TIME.
>> ALL BY HIMSELF.
>> MY COUSIN'S GOT TALENT.
>> YEAH, BABY.
>> YEAH, WOO.
>> WOO.
>> NOW, WE CALL
THIS NEXT SCULPTURE--
>> "SPLATTER MAN."
>> WOW.
>> NOW HERE'S
AN ENJOYABLE SCULPTURE.
>> WHICH WE LIKE
TO CALL "YIPPEE YI YO-YO."
>> NOW, LOOK
AT THIS NEXT SCULPTURE.
>> IT'S A CHRISTMAS TREE--
>> OF NOSES--
>> APPROPRIATELY NAMED--
>> "MERRY SNIFFMAS."
>> BABY SQUIRREL
MADE OUT OF VIDEO CAMERA PARTS.
[MAKES SOUNDS]
>> OKAY.
>> LOOK AT THIS NEXT SCULPTURE.
>> IT'S A ROBOT--
>> MADE OUT OF SODA BOTTLES.
>> HIS EYES LIGHT UP RED--
>> WHETHER HE'S ANGRY OR NOT.
>> NOW,
THIS SCULPTURE'S CALLED--
>> "THE BOTTLE BOT."
>> NOT TO BE CONFUSED
WITH BUBBLE BUTT,
WHICH IS WHAT I CALL
OUR TEACHER,
THE HORRIBLE MISS BRIGGS.
>> WHY SAY THAT LIVE
ON THE WEB?
SHE ALREADY HATES YOU.
>> WHICH MEANS
I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE.
>> OKAY.
NOW BE SURE TO LEAVE US
YOUR COMMENTS--
>> ABOUT ALL THE SCULPTURES
WE'VE SHOWN YOU TONIGHT.
>> AND SEND US PICS
OF YOUR OWN ARTWORK
RIGHT HERE TO ICARLY--
>> .COM NOT .NET.
>> .NET IS FOR LOSERS.
BYE.
>> SEE YA.
[MUSIC]
>> YOU GUYS SHOWED MY ARTWORK
ON YOUR WEB SHOW TONIGHT?
>> YEAH, WE DID.
>> AND THOSE COMMENTS
ARE FROM SOME OF OUR VIEWERS.
>> YEAH, JUST A FEW THOUSAND.
>> THEY LOVED YOUR SCULPTURES.
>> ALMOST EVERY COMMENT WE GOT
SAID THEY'RE AWESOME.
>> EXCEPT FOR ONE
FROM SAM'S COUSIN IN JAIL
WHO WROTE,
"WHO CARES ABOUT ART?
GET ME OUT OF THIS RAT HOLE."
>> THE POINT IS,
OUR VIEWERS WENT NUTS
OVER YOUR STUFF.
>> LOOK AT ALL THOSE COMMENTS.
>> ARE ANY OF THESE COMMENTS
FROM HARRY JOYNER?
>> WOULD YOU FORGET
HARRY JOYNER?
>> I CAN'T.
HE'S THE GUY WHO INSPIRED ME
TO BECOME AN ARTIST.
>> READ THESE,
THE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE
SAYING THEY LOVE
YOUR SCULPTURES.
>> THEN GIVE THEM
TO THOSE PEOPLE
'CAUSE I GOT MYSELF
A NEW JOB.
>> LIKE A REAL JOB?
>> YOU CAN'T HAVE A REAL JOB.
YOU'RE SPENCER.
>> YOU'RE AN ARTIST.
>> NOPE.
STARTING TOMORROW,
I'M A DENTAL ASSISTANT.
>> SPENCER, OPEN THE DOOR.
[DOORBELL]
>> I GOT IT.
>> FREDDIE, YOU DIDN'T SIGN
THE SHAMPOO AGREEMENT.
HOW DO I KNOW
IF YOU DOUBLE POOED?
>> YOU THOUGHT I WAS A KIDDING.
[MUSIC]
>> COME ON, CARLY,
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
>> IT IS TRUE.
I RUINED SPENCER'S LIFE.
IF I'D NEVER E-MAILED
THAT DUMB HARRY JOYNER,
NONE OF THIS
WOULD'VE EVER HAPPENED.
I'M UPSET.
>> AW, I THINK
SOMEONE NEEDS A HUG.
>> THANKS.
UH, FREDDIE?
FREDDIE, WE CAN UN-HUG NOW.
>> PLEASE LET THIS LAST.
OW.
>> HEY, I'M HOME.
>> HEY.
>> OH, HI, KIDS.
>> OH, HEY, MRS. BENSON.
>> MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> YEAH, WHAT'S UP?
>> I'M GETTING READY
TO GO TO WORK
SO MRS. BENSON'S GONNA STAY
WITH YOU.
>> HERE?
>> I CAN'T LEAVE YOU ALONE.
>> YEAH, YOU CAN,
SURE YOU CAN.
WHY CAN'T YOU?
SHE'S GONNA STAY HERE?
>> I BROUGHT SOY CRISPS.
>> OKAY WAIT, IT'S AFTER 4:00.
WHO GOES TO WORK
IN A DENTAL OFFICE
AFTER 4:00?
>> THIS DENTIST WORKS AFTERNOONS
AND NIGHTS
FOR PEOPLE THAT CAN'T GET AWAY
DURING THE DAY.
>> WELL, YOU NEED
TO QUIT DENTISTRY
AND GO BACK TO BEING AN ARTIST.
>> CARLY,
I'M A DENTAL ASSISTANT NOW.
>> WELL, WHATEVER.
I'M STILL WAY TOO OLD
TO HAVE A BABYSITTER.
>> OH, NOW, DON'T THINK OF ME
AS YOUR BABYSITTER.
THINK OF ME MORE AS YOUR GAL PAL
WHO HANGS WITH YOU
DURING AFTERNOONS AND EVENINGS.
>> SO IS THIS GONNA BE
A REGULAR THING?
NOT THAT I DON'T LOVE YOUR MOM,
SHE'S AWESOME.
IS THIS GONNA BE
A REGULAR THING?
>> FOR NOW, YEAH.
SEE YOU LATER.
>> BUT WHAT IF--
BUT, BUT--OH.
I DON'T KNOW HOW FREDDIE
LIVES WITH HIS MOM.
SHE WOULDN'T LET ME
EAT ANYTHING FUN.
SHE BLOCKED
ALL THE GOOD TV CHANNELS
AND SHE MADE ME EAT LASAGNA
WITH A SPOON.
>> WHY A SPOON?
>> SHE SAID FORKS ARE DANGEROUS,
THAT I COULD STAB MY TONGUE.
>> YEAH, THAT'S NOT COOL.
SO NOT COOL.
NO, NO, NO.
>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
WHY ARE YOU SO JITTERY?
>> 'CAUSE I'M FREAKIN' OUT, MAN.
I'M FREAKIN' OUT.
>> WHY?
>> I HAVEN'T INSULTED FREDDIE
IN DAYS--DAYS.
I CAN'T TAKE IT, CARLY.
I CANNOT TAKE IT
AND THE WEEK'S ONLY HALF OVER.
>> SO INSULT HIM ONCE
JUST TO CALM YOURSELF DOWN.
>> I CAN'T AFFORD
THE FIVE BUCKS.
I SPENT ALL MY ALLOWANCE
ON BEEF JERKY.
I CAN'T HANDLE
NOT INSULTING THAT BOY.
>> DON'T YOU THINK
MY PROBLEM WITH SPENCER
IS A LITTLE MORE IMPORTANT
THAN THIS?
>> YEAH, SORRY.
>> IT'S ALL THAT
STUPID HARRY JOYNER'S FAULT.
I'D LIKE TO STAB HIS TONGUE
WITH A FORK.
WHY DID HE HAVE TO BE SO MEAN
TO SPENCER?
>> MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO
TALK TO HIM.
>> WHO? JOYNER?
>> YEAH, HE'S STILL
IN TOWN, RIGHT?
ISN'T HE DOIN' SOME BIG
HUMAN ART SCULPTURE
AT THE HENSHAW WAREHOUSE?
>> YEAH.
>> HEY, CARLY.
>> HI, SAM.
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF MY NUG NUG COSTUME?
I'M WEARING THIS
TO THE GALAXY WARS CONVENTION.
ANY COMMENTS, SAM?
>> MOVE.
[SCREAMS]
HAVE FUN AT THE CONVENTION,
NUB NUB.
>> IT'S NUG NUG.
>> WHATEVER.
>> ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GET THIS DONE, PEOPLE.
YOU THERE,
PUT YOUR FINGER IN HIS EAR.
>> YES SIR.
>> PERFECT.
YOU, PUT YOUR LEFT SHOE
ON YOUR RIGHT HAND.
>> HEY, HARRY,
CAN WE TALK TO YOU?
>> WHAT? NO.
I HAVE TO POSE ALL THESE PEOPLE
AND TAKE A PHOTOGRAPH
BEFORE I LOSE THE LIGHT.
CHEESE CUBE.
I LOVE CUBES OF CHEESE.
>> WE JUST NEED A SECOND.
>> FINE, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
WILL SOMEONE
PLEASE PUT A BRASSIERE
ON THAT CLOWN?
>> ON IT.
>> HARRY.
>> WHAT?
>> EVER SINCE
YOU TOLD MY BROTHER
YOU DIDN'T LIKE HIS SCULPTURES,
HE'S BEEN REALLY UPSET.
>> YOU RUINED HIS CONFIDENCE.
>> WILL SOMEONE
PLEASE RUB THAT MAN'S FACE
ON THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE?
>> YES SIR.
>> THANK YOU.
>> HOW WOULD YOU FEEL
IF YOUR HERO TOLD YOU
YOUR WORK STUNK?
>> I AM MY OWN HERO.
>> LOOK, EVEN IF YOU THINK
HE'S TERRIBLE, WOULD YOU PLEASE
JUST COME TALK TO HIM?
>> OH.
>> SAY SOMETHING
TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER.
>> I GOT SOMEBODY.
>> GOOD.
PUT THE FREAK OVER THERE.
SORRY, SHORT ON TIME.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET THIS SHOW
ON THE ROAD.
>> WELL, MAYBE SPENCER
WILL BE A GREAT
DENTAL ASSISTANT.
>> NO, HE WON'T.
HARRY JOYNER OR NO HARRY JOYNER,
SPENCER'S QUITTING THAT JOB
AND COMING HOME RIGHT NOW.
>> IS THIS ON RIGHT?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> OH.
>> WOW, IT'S TRUE.
THEY TOLD US IN DENTAL SCHOOL
IF YOU PUSH
A PERSON'S TONGUE BACK,
YOU TRIGGER THE SPIT GLAND, SEE?
>> SPENCER.
>> HI, WHAT ARE YOU--
>> WE NEED TO TALK.
>> HEY, YOU CAN'T BE IN HERE.
I'M WORKING WITH A PATIENT.
>> YEAH, SERIOUSLY, CARLY,
YOU GOTTA GO.
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, CARLY,
AS IN "ICARLY?"
>> ICARLY?
>> THIS IS YOUR LITTLE SISTER
WITH THE WEB SHOW.
>> YEAH, THAT'S ME.
>> MY KID LOVES ICARLY.
>> REALLY?
>> SURE.
YOU STAY AS LONG AS YOU WANT.
>> FUN JOB?
>> WHY ARE YOU HERE?
>> TO BRING YOU HOME
SO YOU CAN BE AN ARTIST AGAIN.
>> I CAN'T PUT MY HEART
INTO SOMETHING I'M NO GOOD AT.
AND I REALLY LIKE
BEING A DENTAL ASSISTANT.
IT'S FUN.
YOU NEED TO GO HOME.
>> GOOD, TAKE ME THERE.
>> I DON'T GET OFF WORK UNTIL--
>> HELLO, SPENCER.
>> HI, HARRY.
HOW COME YOU'RE--
>> HEY, YOU CAN'T BE IN HERE.
I'M WORKIN'--
WAIT, HARRY JOYNER THE ARTIST?
>> THE ARTIST?
>> INDEED.
>> WOW.
I LOVE YOUR WORK.
YOU STAY AS LONG AS YOU WANT.
>> AS LONG AS YOU WANT.
>> I'LL ASSUME
THAT WAS A COMPLIMENT.
THANK YOU.
>> SO WHY ARE YOU HERE?
>> CARLY CAME
BY MY PHOTO SHOOT TODAY.
SHE TOLD ME
YOU DECIDED TO QUIT
BEING AN ARTIST.
>> WELL, YEAH, I HAVE.
IT'S OKAY.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT
MY ART'S TERRIBLE.
>> YOUR ART'S NOT TERRIBLE.
IT'S GOOD--
GREAT, ACTUALLY.
>> BUT I THOUGHT YOU--
>> THEN WHY'D YOU SAY
YOU DIDN'T LIKE IT?
>> TRUTHFULLY,
WHEN I SAW YOUR WORK,
I WAS JEALOUS.
>> JEALOUS? OF ME?
>> YOUR SCULPTURES
ARE BETTER THAN ANYTHING
I'VE DONE IN A LONG TIME.
>> NOW, DO YOU BELIEVE
YOU'RE TALENTED?
>> SPENCER,
DO THE WORLD A FAVOR,
BE AN ARTIST.
>> OKAY.
>> HEY, IF YOU'RE AS GOOD
AS HE SAYS THAT YOU ARE,
HOW ABOUT YOU
BUILDING ME A SCULPTURE
FOR MY WAITING ROOM OVER THERE?
I'LL PAY YOU 1,000 BUCKS.
>> DONE.
>> WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE HELP
WITH THAT PROJECT?
>> WAIT, YOU'RE SAYIN'
YOU WANNA WORK WITH ME
ON A SCULPTURE?
>> ONLY IF YOU DON'T FAINT
EVERY TIME I TALK TO YOU.
DO YOU THINK
I HAVE TOO MUCH HERE?
>> DON'T ASK ME.
JUST AS MUCH AS YOU THINK
YOU NEED.
>> BUT I WANT YOUR OPINION.
>> YOU DON'T NEED MY OPINION.
>> WELL, I CRAVE YOUR OPINION.
>> I CRAVE A HAMBURGER.
>> I'LL MAKE YOU A HAMBURGER
AS SOON AS WE'RE DONE.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> I'M HOME.
>> WE'RE HERE.
>> HEY, GUYS.
>> HELLO.
>> WOW, YOU GOT HOME
FROM SCHOOL FAST.
>> SAM'S MOM
GAVE US A RIDE AGAIN.
>> THAT WAS NICE OF HER.
>> NAH, SHE JUST LIKES
DUMPIN' ME HERE.
>> FREDDIE WITH YOU GUYS?
>> NO, BUT SINCE CARLY'S HOME,
HE'LL PROBABLY BE HERE IN--
>> WHAT'S UP?
>> ZERO SECONDS.
>> I WOULD'VE BEEN HERE SOONER,
BUT I WAS HELPING MY MOM
KNIT A SWEATER.
ANY COMMENT?
>> OH, PLEASE
LET ME INSULT YOU ONCE FOR FREE.
>> NOPE.
FIVE BUCKS AN INSULT.
>> THEN I THINK IT'S VERY SWEET
YOU WERE HELPING
YOUR MOMMY KNIT.
>> IMPRESSIVE.
>> YOU'RE JUST LUCKY I'M BROKE.
>> THIS SCULPTURE'S
LOOKIN' AWESOME.
>> THAT DENTIST DUDE'S
REALLY GONNA PAY YOU
1,000 BUCKS FOR THAT?
>> PAID IN ADVANCE.
>> CASH.
>> SWEET.
>> WHOA.
>> AND SINCE YOU GUYS HELPED ME
GET MY ART CAREER BACK,
40 FOR YOU,
AND 41 FOR MY LITTLE SISTER.
>> AW, I'M SPECIAL.
>> AND NOW THAT I HAVE 40 BUCKS,
YOU'RE A NERD.
>> THANK YOU.
>> YOUR BREATH SMELLS
LIKE DEAD FEET.
>> SURE.
>> NO GIRL WILL EVER WANT YOU.
>> NOTED.
>> I DON'T LIKE YOUR PANTS.
>> FAIR ENOUGH.
>> IF YOU WERE A COUNTRY,
YOU'D BE EL SALVA-DORK.
>> CLEVER.
>> DID I MAKE FUN
OF YOUR BUTT YET?
>> NOPE.
>> IT'S ODDLY SHAPED.
>> KEEP GOING.
>> SO IS YOUR HEAD.
>> AWESOME.
>> REMEMBER MY COUSIN GREG?
>> THE DUDE
WHO PLAYS THE FLUTE
AND BEATBOXES?
>> YOU CAN SEE HIM
PLAY MORE GREAT STUFF
AT ICARLY.COM.
>> SO GO CHECK IT OUT
AT ICARLY.COM.
>> YOU GOTTA GO
TO ICARLY.COM.
>> YOU MUST GO
TO ICARLY.COM.
YOU MUST GO TO ICARLY.COM.
PLEASE, GO TO ICARLY.COM.
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